if i were a murderer i’d be the febreze murderer and lead my victims blindfolded to undisclosed locations and i’d ask them what they smelled and they’d be like “omg ocean air and tulips” and then i’d rip off the blindfold and it would be A PILE OF THE BODIES OF MY PREVIOUS VICTIMS
my mom made me go to a therapist because of this
I’m sorry Barristan, but I can’t take you seriously if you keep dressing up like Obi-Wan
This make my day :D
RED WEDDING COMING UP NEXT HA AHAHAH AHHAHAA HHAIHSAHOI
DO MY EYES DECEIVE ME
I swear this is the last one
Man, I needed that laugh
Ellen’s response to the ‘Abercrombi& Fitch’ statement.
So I was doing some LOtR research because of course and a lot of people put Legolas’ last name down as Greenleaf. I got curious, and so i looked it up, and the word “Legolas” literally means Greenleaf.
Legolas is “Greenleaf Greenleaf.”
Legolas is Moon Moon